Ghosts of carbon, who knew the finality would turn out the way it would
my dark cloud is very unorganized.
this mess is going to take more than just a dust pan.
my crayola crayon sharper is broken.
born of frustration, died of thirst
yeah, i'll just take a candy bar and an okay view.
they said it had something to do with the weather.
this job interview sucks.
call it cosmic.
dear tim, we're always lost but always here
you don't need an anvil for that.
this is upside down you are upside down
crinkled . . . at best.
trickle down economics? more like trickle down my leg anal leakage.
rock, paper, scissors
as far as your crow can fly.
it's computer science you nerd.
this is not a hammer, you are not a pear
the olympics are okay.
i've never met a sumo wrestler before.
my ice is warmer than your's.
someone took the photograph.
camera's are stupid.
voyager away.
another day, another bad circus.
duct tape can't fix art.
i've always wanted to find a conch shell on the beach for my mother.
would you rather? a pastrami sandwich or more time on your phone?
do you remember your favorite sunset?
love the flapjack, live by the flapjack, die by the flapjack.
slug says stay shreddin'.
nightmares are taxing.
unlisted - unknown
11:26 p.m.
it's a weird lookin cock, but it doesn't have crabs
go.
to grind or to be grinded
shut the fuck up
your bartender is not in love with you.
so much stuff, only so many brain cells.
it was always in the mailbox
i guess . . . you could fax it?
it's called fashion you dumb lunch pail.
john - what are you waiting for? sisyphus - oh nothing, i'm not waiting. john - but why? sisyphus - i'm entering the darkest part of it.
sometimes a sponge is just a sponge.
the human zoo.